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Proof that it’s a recession

Posted in Campus, Culture by Evan Lisull on 18 December 2008

Via Cato@Liberty, hard times in Cambridge town:

Even holiday parties for the Faculty of Arts and Sciences have been scaled back.

On Thursday, Harvard deans and administrators will gather in the faculty room in University Hall for one bash instead of two, normally held off-site. No spouses or other guests. Only wine, beer, soda; no hard liquor. [emphasis added – EML]

But the festivities will not entirely lose their glow. Harvard being Harvard, the faculty room is plush – adorned with crystal chandeliers, Oriental carpets, and marble busts and oil paintings of Harvard’s presidents and famous alumni. The mint-green walls are accented with Greek columns. Revelers will feast on puff pastries, canapes, and other hors d’oeuvres as a student plays seasonal music from the grand piano in the corner.

What, no noggy-hands-induced games of Diplomacy? At least they can still play a good round of slap-the-1999-Pinot-Noir.


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  1. leafless said, on 18 December 2008 at 12:13 pm

    Sounds like my type of town. 🙂

  2. Connor Mendenhall said, on 23 December 2008 at 1:56 pm

    Pinot Noir is for the sort of effete ninnies who would galavant around a room full of canapes, Greek columns, and Oriental carpets.

    Oh, wait.

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